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Moose: The Quest for the Freaking Picklefish [Day 1]

This post was written by co-blogger, sofergofer

HAY THERE!

The Name's MOOSE.

I’m Moose.  So… right now I’m all paranoid and stuff. Cuz I can’t find this fish. The picklefish I believe it’s called… so it all started one…. Sunday…yeh. It was Sunday.

Oh hey there Gligory!

And I was visiting mah buddy, Gligory. So we were in his den obsessing over cranberry juice or something like that… I guess the topic was totally lame at one point (’cause I’m too cool for cranberry juice) so I spaced out and went to look at his fish.

....picklefish..... O_______O

And then… I SAW THIS!

I had and I still have no idea what it’s called. And psh, like I care if it’s rare or not. But it’s shaped like a pickle….a frikin pickle….I WANT.

I wonder if it smells like a pickle. I wonder if it tastes like a pickle. Oh, nom nom nom, pickletastic.

I left Gligory a note cuz he went out right after I stalked his aquarium. “HAY THAR GLIGORY. Mkay so I was stalking your aquarium. And I saw this fish and I think it’s called a picklefish… and I want it. O__O So. How did you catch it??”

And then quite some time later, when I was at home, I recieved a note back from him: “Uhm… I don’t know either. And I think I used veggies. Try…..the right side….of the store you buy veggies from.”

Which I did. I bought some veggies. And other food items.

Then my fishing day began…

I began with a watermelon. Very hopeful for my picklefish.

That looks so dangerous.

And I sang my song.

La la la. Flinging watermelons in the air. In hopes of getting a picklefish. La la la. La la la. Flinging watermelons in the air. Flinging freaking watermelons in the air.

No. No picklefish.

This time it was a cucumber.

La la la. Flinging cucumbers in the air. In hopes of getting a picklefish. La la la. La la la. Flinging cucumbers in the air. Flinging freaking cucumbers in the air.

No. No picklefish. That frikin picklefish.

I tried brocolli next.

La la la. Flinging broccolli in the air. In hopes of getting a picklefish. La la la. La la la. Flinging broccolli in the air. Flinging freaking broccolli in the air.

NO STUPID PICKLEFISH!! wth…. >o<

Well. I was getting tired and tried veggie after veggie… and still. NO PICKLEFISH.

So I went home, tired of the ordeal I had been through.

I shall continue my quest for that picklefish tomorrow. Stupid picklefish.

I WILL AVENGE YOU!

Love, Moose and sofergofer ^(>w<)>~~~

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Guide to…Petlings

The new feature on pet society: petlings…pets for your pet. For a moment, I was reminded of neopets. Because they do have petpets for your pet, and petpetpets for your petpet. Gee whiz! It’s complicated! Hopefully we wont get dragged into that chaos!

But how do you raise a petling? It’s very simple! I will be making a guide about petlings for those who want one, but don’t know how to raise one.

Where can I get a petling?

If you head over to the garden store, you will find a shelf which gives you a choice to have a kitten or a puppy! If you want to raise a kitten, they are 1000 coins, and you must be a level 5 player. But if you prefer a puppy, they are 1,500 coins and you must be a level 10 player.

How do I feed my pet?

I don’t have a picture of this, but when your pet makes a little sad face, and a little speech bubble appears above it (usually asking for some type of food), that’s the right time to feed it…

I went to go buy the food it wanted, but when it came back it wanted something else!

If you want to feed your pet what it wanted in the first place, you must be prepared! Go to the food store, and you will find a shelf that shows exactly what your pets will eat. If you have a kitten, buy all of the things the kitten would want to eat, and the same thing for puppies. This way, you will be prepared with the right type of food when your petling asks for some. I would suggest buying two or three of each kind, just in case.

Petling's favorite foods

How can I name my pet?

When you receive your pet, and take it out into your house, you will get a chance to name it. Your pet will be happy and hop around, and it’ll be so cute, you’ll just want to eat it!!!!

Can I have two pets?

Hey, calm down. Taking care of one petling is already too much trouble! Imagine two? Besides, pet society won’t let you…However, once your pet has reached adult size, you may have another pet. It will take a while, but just relax. Try doing some breathing exercises. It’ll help.

My kitten’s name is princess. She’s a cute little pet, who loves to hop whenever she’s happy. She’s more of an outdoor cat, so she’s in my garden.

Having a cat around is not all peaches and cream, though. I already have a cat by the name of Katrina. Katrina loves her little petling, but despises Tweety, (who is still happy and alive, by the way) and now, Tweety has a new enemy he should watch out for: Princess.

With two cats around, I’ve been having even worse nightmares compared to before Princess came to her new home.

I can't even sleep at night without anticipating the day this event occurs...

Poor Tweety…


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