This post was written by co-blogger, sofergofer
I’m Moose. So… right now I’m all paranoid and stuff. Cuz I can’t find this fish. The picklefish I believe it’s called… so it all started one…. Sunday…yeh. It was Sunday.
And I was visiting mah buddy, Gligory. So we were in his den obsessing over cranberry juice or something like that… I guess the topic was totally lame at one point (’cause I’m too cool for cranberry juice) so I spaced out and went to look at his fish.
And then… I SAW THIS!
I had and I still have no idea what it’s called. And psh, like I care if it’s rare or not. But it’s shaped like a pickle….a frikin pickle….I WANT.
I wonder if it smells like a pickle. I wonder if it tastes like a pickle. Oh, nom nom nom, pickletastic.
I left Gligory a note cuz he went out right after I stalked his aquarium. “HAY THAR GLIGORY. Mkay so I was stalking your aquarium. And I saw this fish and I think it’s called a picklefish… and I want it. O__O So. How did you catch it??”
And then quite some time later, when I was at home, I recieved a note back from him: “Uhm… I don’t know either. And I think I used veggies. Try…..the right side….of the store you buy veggies from.”
Which I did. I bought some veggies. And other food items.
Then my fishing day began…
I began with a watermelon. Very hopeful for my picklefish.
And I sang my song.
La la la. Flinging watermelons in the air. In hopes of getting a picklefish. La la la. La la la. Flinging watermelons in the air. Flinging freaking watermelons in the air.
No. No picklefish.
This time it was a cucumber.
La la la. Flinging cucumbers in the air. In hopes of getting a picklefish. La la la. La la la. Flinging cucumbers in the air. Flinging freaking cucumbers in the air.
No. No picklefish. That frikin picklefish.
I tried brocolli next.
La la la. Flinging broccolli in the air. In hopes of getting a picklefish. La la la. La la la. Flinging broccolli in the air. Flinging freaking broccolli in the air.
NO STUPID PICKLEFISH!! wth…. >o<
Well. I was getting tired and tried veggie after veggie… and still. NO PICKLEFISH.
So I went home, tired of the ordeal I had been through.
I shall continue my quest for that picklefish tomorrow. Stupid picklefish.
I WILL AVENGE YOU!
Love, Moose and sofergofer ^(>w<)>~~~